We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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