KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
It was confusing and full of hummus
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Randomize
