your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
His hands were made for my vagina.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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