so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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