She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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