we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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