somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Do vagina's smell?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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