Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
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having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
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I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
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