The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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