I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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