i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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