Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
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Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
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The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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