Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Randomize
