white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
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Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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