i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
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She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
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Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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