What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Fuck appropriateness.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
My vagina is officially offended.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
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