i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
that is very illegal...i love you.
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