so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
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I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
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spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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