doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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