Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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