She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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