no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
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Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
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Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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