Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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