Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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