what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
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