I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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