Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
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Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
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Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
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