I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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