so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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