my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
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On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
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that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
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