my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
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He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
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I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize