Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Randomize
