If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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