They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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