I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I have demons in me.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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