the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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