You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
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