Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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