it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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