And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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