Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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