Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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