I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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