have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
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I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Can I color on your dick again?
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
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dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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