we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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