Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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