i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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