why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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