question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
dude. I can hear the air.
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