i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
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She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
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Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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