turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
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Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
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My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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