How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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