Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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