It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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