Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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